Brock Lesnars Beard Contest: Winner
Here at MMANewsLeak.com we just finished up a contest asking the fans or “newsleakers” as we call them to send in their best submissions about Brock Lesnar’s beard.
We received hundreds of submission via email, Twitter, Facebook and comments now we are bringing you the top 5 comments and the winner: “When Lesnar’s beard swims with sharks, the sharks wear chain mail.” By Scott J of Las Vegas.
Rounding out the top five are:
2. The creators of Superman thought about giving him Brock’s beard but didn’t want to make him too powerful.
3. God created man….Brock’s beard created God
4. Brock Lesnar’s beard has a master’s degree in intercourse and a doctorate in kicking ass.
5. There once was a beard from Nantucket…
Thank you for all the submission and keep your eyes peeled for the next contest coming soon.
Here is our original list:
Brock Lesnar’s beard has been signed to fight in the WEC at 145.
After the signing of Lesnar’s beard Jose Aldo has made the move to fight at 155.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Lesnar’s beard.
Lesnar’s beard knocked out Kimbo Slice. Not out cold, but out of MMA!
Lesnar’s beard doesn’t sleep; it patrol’s the family farm looking for wolves.
Lesnar’s beard only eats endangered species.
Lesnar’s beard is made up of his opponents’ tears after their loss.
Alex Trabeck didn’t shave his mustache, it saw Lesnar’s beard and went into the witness protection program.
There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals Lesnar’s beard has not yet eaten.
Chuck Norris’s beard is in talks with M-1 so it will never be forced to fight Lesnar’s beard.
Lesnar’s beard killed all three Kennedy’s.
Lesnar’s beard wrote the King James Bible, the Vatican has been suppressing the fact for hundreds of years.
Lesnar’s beard sees you when you’re sleeping; it knows when you’re awake; it knows when you’ve been bad or good, then it knocks you out!
Lesnar’s beard thought “Platoon” was a comedy.
Lesnar’s beard caused Fraank Mir’s motorcycle crash.
Lesnar’s beard pulls planes to the terminals.
MC Hammer wrote “Can’t Touch This” about Lesnar’s beard.
Hematoma’s get Lesnar’s beard.
Lesnar’s beard hit an elephant so hard that he forgot, then Lesnar’s beard hit him again.
Lesnar’s beard can eat just one Lays potato chip.
Aliens exist, they’re just hiding from Lesnar’s beard.
Lesnar’s beard scared Clay Guida’s hair straight.
60 million years ago a dinosaur looked at Lesnar’s beard the wrong way and the beard ground and pounded dinosaurs into extinction.
Lesnar’s beard was cast in the hit show 24 before Keifer Sutherland, but it was replaced to stop the terrorists under 24 seconds.
The Soviet Union dissolved after it learned that Brock Lesnar grew his first beard.
Lesnar’s beard forced Chuck Liddell into retirement.
Lesnar’s beard is the main ingredient in Viagra.
The NFL is fining Brett Favre for sexting Lesnar’s beard.
Lesnar’s beard told James Toney not to sprawl.
Snooki is Lesnar’s beard’s illegitimate love child.
Lesnar’s beard gave Chael Sonnen his supplements.
Lesnar’s beard is the Lindburghbaby.
Lesnar’s beard gives Josh Koscheck all of his jokes.


October 28, 2010    















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